A VPN matcher, not a top-ten list

Which VPN is right for you? Five questions, three picks, receipts for each.

A VPN comparison where the ranking never reads the commission, every number carries the day it was checked and the page it came from, and the renewal price is next to the intro price, because that’s where cheap stops being cheap.

  • ✓8 providers, 7 with an independent no-logs audit (read Mullvad’s reports or ExpressVPN’s). One has no affiliate programme at all and still gets recommended.
  • ✓Must-haves are hard filters. Say “open source” and the closed ones are gone, with the reason written down.
  • ✓Prices checked 2026-10-30. Confirm at checkout; intro offers can change and some vary by visitor.

Behind this page: a dot in each country where all eight providers have servers. The full map, 177 countries from the providers’ own lists, is on the country page.

Or skip the questions: the full table · by country · sports & TV · monthly server report · how it’s ranked

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What's the main job?

Pick the one you'd be annoyed if it didn't work. Everything else is a bonus.

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Why trust this

The rules, in one breath

Ranking is code

A fit score from your five answers and dated facts. The affiliate terms sit in a separate block the scorer never reads. See it.

Every fact has a receipt

Price, audit, jurisdiction, device count: each carries a checked-on date and a link. When sources disagree, we say so on the card.

We link, you buy

No checkout here, no coupon pop-ups, no countdowns. Some links pay us; each button says whether it does.